We hit the roller rink at Oaks Park to relive the glory days of the elementary school skate party. Fortunately, any fears of wood flooring and bare flesh making contact were quickly assuaged upon making our first loop of the rink. Can you use assuaged in an entry about the roller rink? Either way, be sure to check out the pics of the Oaks Park Skating Rink, it's a neat old rink. (Read More)

One of the major benefits to living in Portland is the fact that it's home to Ground Kontrol, the only classic video arcade you'll ever need to visit. Gorf, anyone? (Read More)

How was your 4th of July? If it was anything less than extraordinary, then be sure to check out our list of the 5 things you must do to celebrate the 4th like a real American, you pinko. (Read More)

The first warm day in months brought Bear, Gertie, and I to the Columbia River Gorge. For those of you who aren't familiar with the Pacific Northwest, the Columbia River Gorge is like only the raddest river gorge ever...seriously, it's pretty cool. (Read More)

Portland, Oregon is widely known for its expansive parks and outdoor playgrounds, but did you know it's also home to the world's smallest park? Come along as we visit Mill Ends Park. (Read More)

Necco Wafers are one of those candies that everyone has seen, but few in our generation have ever dared to purchase a roll. I always stayed away because I knew that I had tried them once and didn't care for them. It's not that they are bad, per se, but more the case that the assorted flavors aren't necessarily what kids in this generation would go for. (Read More)

We've all seen failed marketing and advertising campaigns in action, but nothing prepared me for the horror of Old Yeller brand dog food. Because I know I personally get the warm fuzzies every time I think of that movie... (Read More)

Cathedral Park is located just under the St. John's bridge in North Portland. Built in 1931, it's a fascinating bridge and widely known for its architecture. But did you know it's also haunted? (Read More)

Whatever happened to the good Halloween candy? The mini candy bars, the smarties, chewing gum? After reviewing this candy, all I can say is that Comix Mix makes Halloween gross. (Read More)

Footloose was more than just a movie. It was a movie that defined a generation. Only in the 80s could a dance of settle anything, like loosen the iron grip of morality around a small town full of hicks...I'm just saying Let's hear it for the boy.
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