Halloween Starts Today!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to kick off Halloween Extravaganza 2008. It's been a long time coming, but we're ready to kick things off and boy do we have a doozy for you.

Let's get into the ghoulish spirit with Paul Lynde's Halloween Special.

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How was your 4th of July? If it was anything less than extraordinary, then be sure to check out our list of the 5 things you must do to celebrate the 4th like a real American, you pinko. (Read More)

Whatever happened to the good Halloween candy? The mini candy bars, the smarties, chewing gum? After reviewing this candy, all I can say is that Comix Mix makes Halloween gross. (Read More)